The smart wife

In the mobile operator company suddenly a cell phone rang wife turns from jon jon and the office boy began to speak ..
Wife: "Honey .. you still working?"
Joni: "Yes dear, still a lot of work here"
Wife: "Hurry home so bring money again"
Joni: "What about the money yesterday?"
Wife: "Money that you love live yesterday Rp, 100,000 alone had me buy various items such as Jewelry, clothing, household appliances, children's school needs, ......"

5 Minutes Later ...

Joni: "Honey, honey stop,,,, You should buy what you want but please leave me the money Rp, 50,000 alone"
Wife: "What a pity?"
Joni: "Make me buy rat poison to drink"

Joni turn off his phone while biting his collar,,,,

Call Me Courageous 

Gun is a child who is very timid and geeky ..
One time he and his friends went forestry at night to camp there,,
when a friend suggested it to test their courage still on the edge of the waterfall, was the last gun,,,
it was time turn gun,,,
the sound of roaring noise sounded wolf gun up and started to walk backwards until falling into a waterfall slip, with his friends soon cometh by hearing a loud bang,,,
"I'm here" said gun
"Why are you there?"
"I was seeing a ghost down here and trying to catch it for you but unfortunately he just goes"

STINK

Joe is a kid who grew up in the wilderness,,,
one when he finds a woman who was lying weak on the way to his house, because sorry joe took it home,,,
arrival at home "Mom, I found a beautiful girl" ....
his mother came over to joe "joe my god, this is a dead girl who was killed, another time if there you find people who are already stinking then throw it into a river or bury" his mother said ...
The next day Joe throw the bodies into the river and the woman walked over to his mother again,,,
"Thhhuuuuut" Joe's mother issued a fart and a foul odor was immediately joe take a rope and throw it into the river,,,, death to his mother

rope turns taken by joe is the smell and the smell of rope attached to it soon joe joe kissing his own self and smelled a foul odor to him, he immediately jumped into the river and die,,,,

Originally that following on

Once a father receives a letter from her long-gone migrated to distant places and he began to read the letter.
"To Dad, I wits weeks to look for money in this place ..!, Give me money ..!" He added image bloodied knife under his "this is just an original image that would follow if it is not", intends to threaten his father,,,
his father was shocked and just two days epistle has to the father of the child, with accompanying envelope, his first open the envelope and read the letter "Careful there boy" only that the words of his father ...
then the child opened the envelope,,,
he found a piece of paper with a picture of money ...
written underneath "This is just the original image is also catching up"

Lucky!

Gina is a woman who is less intelligent. One day he climbing an apple tree by the road, he wonders why every man who passed under the tree always looked up to her,,,
Arriving at his mother's house he asked "Mom, why is the man who goes by when I climb trees always look at me ..?"
her mother replied "they're insolent to you, they want to come see your underwear .."
doughter casually replied "quiet mom,, good thing I was not wearing panties so they can not see my underwear"